chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009

Chooched

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high

"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"

by Joe'sABitch July 13, 2017

Chooche

To take a long inhale of a cigarette or marijuana cigarette.

Look at breathin antler mike over there taking a big chooche from his cig-rit

by BlackHawkDown1012 October 27, 2010

chooching

To vape, smoke a pipe or cigar and produce a large cloud of vapor or smoke.

I got this cigar chooching good.

by Heisenberg067 berg November 4, 2016

Chooch

A term used to describe a part that does work. The better the part, the higher it's chooch factor.

This part is pretty skookum, I bet it has a pretty high chooch factor. Focus you fuck!

by M.D. dictionary June 20, 2017

Chooch

A noun/verb people in London, Ontario call a vape, or refer to the act of vaping with.
Often heard in highschool halls following "pass me the".
Coined by YouTube channel 1puglife over 9 years ago as a term for smoke exhalation.

Derivatives exist such as "Wooch" (weed chooch).

noun:
A: Yo B, can I hit your chooch? I'm tryna get a quick buzz before class fam, I know you got the 50 nic.
B: Sorry, the chooch is dead, and its out of juice. Everyone was hitting it in the bathroom during class.

verb:
A: My mom caught me chooching yesterday, and she found my pisser. fuck bro.
B: Fam, my mom has never caught me chooching. Just dont chooch in front of her, dog!

by LifeLiver420 October 7, 2021

Chooch

A chooch is any disposable device that contains nicotine.

Hey Eli, can you stop by mile zero and get me a chooch real quick.

by Kipen 6 July 13, 2021