Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives

Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub

by Aldoism October 2, 2016

chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.

The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

chair

Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.

God, this chair feels so good in my ****!

by Wangtastic May 13, 2005

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX November 26, 2019

Chair

A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.

My mom just farted on my chair.;I am never going to sit on it again.

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

chair

Chair another word for claire the nice girl who is always there and is nice and will do anything for you

Claire is a chair

by LieutenantOfArtemis June 16, 2019