Blump back whale

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009

21 Blump Street

Getting a blumpkin from a transexual, and said transexual looks like Johnny Depp.

I was so drunk last night that I ended up in the bathroom getting a 21 Blump Street; does that make me gay?

by Blumpman March 5, 2010

cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022

The blump

really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies

OMFG GIVE ME THE BLUMP BRANDON

by jew slapper April 22, 2011

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Blump

A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Dude I hate that kid, he's such a Blump.

by Geezy_G December 11, 2016

baby blump

A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.

The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!

by AnotherAlias June 11, 2019