Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.

Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"

by rnqs23 November 30, 2010

shhh... bedtime.

a nice/cute way to say "shut up."

someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."

by josie comeshome April 27, 2014

bedtimate

When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.

I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?

by biggycheezerz December 5, 2016