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Beard

A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.
Bare beard, babe.
by gremly June 10, 2011
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a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.
"I'll be over in about a beard"
by ritek April 30, 2009
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The Beard

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy
The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one
by poosemon August 2, 2003
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:beard:

A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).

It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.
Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!

Player 2: She sure is. :beard:

Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)

Player 2: :beard:
by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010
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bearding

the act of calling someone a liar using the term "beard" or "chinny"
eddy mcbeard: i was telling my mate about the cup final.

ricky o'beard: and what?

eddy mcbeard: he started bearding me, fucking coon head.

ricky o'beard: yea, fucking loves to chinny that one does.
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bearding

the act of "borrowing" someones work, (school work, reports, etc...) with the intentions of copying it word for word, also known as cheating.
jason was playing call of duty last night. he didn't do his school work so he's bearding mine right now
by geomatics April 19, 2011
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will bearded

An incident in which an individual gets horrendously pissed, can no longer walk and is sick on the Malia strip. Usually inflicted via consumption of a headfucker cocktail.

This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.
"Jesus fucking crust Dave that bloke is proper Will Bearded! He must have downed a fish bowl."

"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."
by Dave1992 August 10, 2017
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