Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.

Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.

by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021

St. Batemans Day

St Bateman's Day was the day when Dan celebrate the fact that he has finished ahead of Bateman in Fantasu. It is a movable feast, but usually falls in early January.

Wow, St. Batemans Day really crepe'd up on me this year

by Ddoreilly December 10, 2024

skibidi sigma bateman boy

someone that is a skibidi sigma bateman boy

beta 1: yo look at that guy over there
beta 2: ik,hes such a skibidi sigma bateman boy

by Deinvater February 1, 2025

Sos bateman

A schizophrenic blonde man with .45 who says “Grinner” and “She’s asking for it”

Wow man you’re being a sos bateman

by Giannakopolus August 9, 2022