A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.
Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.
by bananaplush August 28, 2016
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They were assumptive over one’s office, so they broke in at night to see what the worker was doing, looking at his computer.
One student was assumptive the teacher was hiding test answers, so he broke in to see if he was right.
They were assumptive over one’s office, so they broke in at night to see what the worker was doing, looking at his computer.
One student was assumptive the teacher was hiding test answers, so he broke in to see if he was right.
by User 18888 February 5, 2023
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Get the Assumption mug.The moron did radiation treatment based on the assumption he had cancer, rather than actually knowing he was sick. He died from the radiation treatment instead.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
Get the Assumption mug.The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.
by Gaberman August 9, 2022
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Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
Get the test that assumption at your earliest convenience mug.While talking to my girlfriend, I made a reference to the escape scene in The Shawshank Redemption, but it turned out she had never seen the movie. I had simply made the Shawshank Assumption that she had.
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