Garret Tucker

A loyal member of the boys. He never leaves them for a girl but can’t get over a girl that is wayyyyy out of his league. If are a boy and ever see a garret tucker start have sex with him

Wow Garret Tucker can’t get over colbi

by The big huge d man April 15, 2021

garrets vagina

The cleanest, most fresh, moist vagina a Garret has ever had. Cannot be topped by any other vagina out there.

Since the nuclear power plant can run itself, I have more time to munch on the snack that is Garrets vagina.

by Where is the tunnel April 22, 2021

garret brown

He just a fuck boy

This nigga garret brown

by Wooshhh May 19, 2014

Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones

GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face

by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017

Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

A gay ass dog fucker

Kf: Garret man,
Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022

Clumsy Garret

A fat black clumsy kid.

Look at that disgusting clumsy garret.

by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016

Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019