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wireless hed

In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'
by teflon fem! May 4, 2006
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Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007
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Wireless Cobra Tag

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.
Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.
by yuiuyuiuyuiuy October 10, 2008
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wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.
"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."
by Wendell G February 8, 2013
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wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.
Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen
by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016
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wirelessness

When a wireless device is no longer connected wirelessly.
my mouse is suffering wirelessness
by Dches May 29, 2017
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wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 May 4, 2018
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