They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013
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(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
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A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
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Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
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