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Ture

”Ture” is a word of someone/to describe something retarded and very special in a weird way.
- “omg he’s so weird, such a Ture!”
by linkidinki October 4, 2019
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Ture

The correct form of the word true. True is a word our english oppressors forced upon us as colonists. Take back speech. Ture not True
Tell the Ture.
by aga33 October 29, 2017
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Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture
You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.
by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021
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Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture
You sure know your hentai. You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.
by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021
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Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.
Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.
by Y•Not August 9, 2021
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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
by FanOfStan April 22, 2023
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Ture the tousic

A nickname with the purpose of making fun of a Ture whose behaviour is very "tousic".
"Bro you're so tousic. You deserve a derigatory nickname."
"Wait what, seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. How about Ture the tousic?"
by RarisAndRovers October 25, 2018
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