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Theoretically

A word bitchass nerds use ๐Ÿ’€
โ€œIโ€™m theoretically a fucken loser ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™โ€
by Yankeeโ˜ ๏ธ July 27, 2024
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Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.
Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Theoretically Horny

One who thinks they are horny only because the do not have the means or will to carry out the acts of horniness. They think they are horny but have not carried out the true acts of horniness. They also might become not horny as the means arrive but they do not have the will and vice versa.
Man you ain't horny. You are just THEORETICALLY HORNY. That guy over there is real horny.
by tallbickler January 13, 2026
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