Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Eclairing

When you smear a shit from someones forhead to pelvic region and then fill them with cream.

Hey girl, what's say you and me choux back to my place and start eclairing?

by Wankusho March 14, 2018

Double stuffed eclair

When you fuck a girl raw, pull out, shove a chocolate covered eclair on your cock and blow your load then make her eat it off.

I dont know if i made her cum or the double stuffed eclair put her in a diabetic seizure, but i left that fat bitch shaking.

by Bearclaw601 March 24, 2020

The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

by illshankyou December 16, 2011

Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.

Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home

by scaldie April 1, 2023

French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023

Reverse Eclair

A Reverse Eclair is the Sexual act of pretending to swallow cum, then pushing it into a partners mouth by french kissing them.

She got me with a Reverse EClair. I still cant get the taste out my mouth.

by Dick Lavay December 11, 2023