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thonk

alternative for think (in online chats).
thonk
by Awawawawawawawawa February 5, 2022
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thonk

a derogatory slur for people of the religion badgerism
person using it as a slur:
“ew you’re a badgerist you’re such a thonk
badgerist joking about it:
“i feel so thonk rn”
by bzdger September 18, 2021
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La-Thonk

To La-Thonk, or the act of La-thonking is when she keeps riding your cock after you cum in her pussy. The female La-Thonks the male.
“Have you guys ever fucked?”

Yeah bro we went even further, she La-Thonked me last night and it felt incredible.”
“Damn I didn’t know you guys were La-Thonking, nice!”
by JASON REINHART July 15, 2025
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Thonk

1: (action) To hit someone (usually an idiot) on the head so hard that the resulting noise is a pleasant *thonk*. Plural: Thonks. Past tense: Thonked. Present tense: Thonking.
2: (verb) A way to say "thanks" but in a goofy way.
3: (action) to think extremely hard.
Example 1:
Cheryl: Bob was being so stupid, so I thonked him.
Alison: He deserved it.
Bob: It hurt!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Hey brooo! I got you a six-pack of bud light!
Dude 2: Noice! Thonks, man!

Example 3:
*during a math test*
Bob: *thonking with e x t r e m e d i f f i c u l t y*

Cheryl: I guess me thonking him had some serious side effects.
by LilytheAce November 27, 2021
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