tasmanian empire

one of the weakest of empires in the world due to the fact that all of their soldiers are either chickens or children. Their favorite meal for the leaders is fresh cow feces and armadillo urine

"oh shiver me timbers its the Tasmanian empire!"

by CheeseCake420e October 29, 2020

Tasmanian Tuxedo

A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.

I am going out in style in my Tasmanian tuxedo

by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022

Tasmanian snowball

While indulging in fellatio your partner cops your load kisses you and ejects your load, you cop a Tasmanian Snowball.

I thought cop this load then it came back as a Tasmanian Snowball. Dirty bitch.

by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022

Tasmanian Slurry

A sexual act in which you latch onto a mans asshole like a face hugger and probe with your tongue. You then insert your saliva into his chocolate starfish.

“Bro I just got a Tasmanian slurry”
“I bet it tasted great”

by BicolasChrissy January 8, 2025

Tasmanian Wind Chime

The man stands up on the bed, the woman then stands on a stool or chair and starts sucking the man. The man grabs the woman and kicks out the chair having the woman hanging while sucking the man. Her legs will dangle like a wind chime.

After a couple shots of ropaadope whiskey she let me hit the Tasmanian wind chime last night, I had her singing like a wind chime.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Tasmanian Tiger

Cause of climate change: Big boy ded x_x

"big boy ded x_x...... TASMANIAN TIGER TOO MUCH BURNY BURN"

by Widgeon pisdom May 17, 2023

Tasmanian Twins

A close relative to ‘brother from another mother’ however two estranged siblings infact from the same parents.

Adam & Rhys didn’t realise they were Tasmanian twins from the same parents until later in life, after they had performed coitus.

by Mr. Mischief July 25, 2024