Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts

"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

Squeef

When you squeeze someone and they queef.

Gosh darn it I just Squeefed

by loufofof February 11, 2018

Squeef

The gnarly smell when a woman doesn't clean and queefs

Man that girl squeefed.
I know right? Fucking stinks.

by MrDThatGuy August 2, 2018

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

Squeef

The force of sneezing which causes in a high-pressure queef

My girlfriend and I were listening to the Joe Rogan Experience post-banging the other night when she sneezed. She sneezed so hard it made her queef. I said, "Dang you just squeefed!"

by shartluvr101 February 25, 2023

squeef

when you make a squeaking noise while queefing, typically this may occur when you run out of lube and decide to use car wax.

girl: man, I squeefed as my boyfriend pulled out the other day! at first it was embarrassing, but then he told me he was into it.
other girl: what the fuck

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023