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Smithy

To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.
I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!
by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024
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Smithy

A poor job, especially in a educational context. A south-east Australian expression and common in Tasmania.
That teacher did a smithy.
That video was a bit of a smithy.
by Pattys boy August 17, 2022
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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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Smithy

She only cares if you wear a mask. It doesn't let you drink water because the mask is down. is ranga. Doesn't let you photocopy your face. Doesn't at all let you smell hand sanitiser. Doesnt care about u only cares about covid.
"Grace pull up your mask or leave class?" Says smithy
by Abuskia May 23, 2022
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Smithy

Smithy : A white with a monotone voice ; who lacks personality. When a Smithy retells a story he also says the N word with a hard R.
Smithy got too comfortable and said the N word with his African American acquaintances, he is disinvited from the cookout.

Look at that smithy, he’s a real jerk.

Listen to smithy, he sounds more monotone than Ben stein.

Don’t be a smithy.
by Inside peanut butter May 23, 2022
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Smithied

When u launch someone into another continent / when u launch someone off the screen
HOLY SHIT I JUST SMITHIED THEM OPRHANS
by SmithyInnit February 13, 2021
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Smithy

A name that is for some reason censored on Roblox
Why the FUCK is 'Smithy' censored?
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