Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

simmer

rich people that steal sim cards

"hes a simmer so his esex must be fantastic!"

by x_x_x_x_x_x March 17, 2023

Let it simmer

When you take a shit but instead of flushing right away you just sit there for a while

By all means John had finished his business. But rather than flushing and continuing on with his day, he decided to let it simmer while he contemplated the meaning of it all.

by Squabidge January 19, 2022

Let Me Simmer

Letting yourself drown away in your own thoughts and basically dozing out. It’s a sensation of forgetting everything around you and the only thing you can see, hear and feel is what your mind wants to put you through.

I’m so fucking tired of this shit, let me simmer away.

by Xenzo May 28, 2022

simmer

a bisexual nigga that likes to fuck men and give them anally creampies

that nigga gay, he a simmer

by billy sampson April 13, 2022

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025