Shinesty

The most badass site for products that protect your grundle and Big Jim and the Twins from stank, frumunda and leg stickage.

Hey, check out this site, Shinesty! They have ball hammock underwear and I don't chafe anymore...the twins are smooth as silk!

by Halfpint420 December 28, 2021

shinesty

an extremely soft and convenient way to carry around your man parts on any given day. They will be cradled in the loving embrace that only a woman's touch could provide. All the while doing it such style that your friends will all envy you, and their women will desire you.

Have you seen Michael, he has a very pronounced confidence in his walk.

Yes, and his Shinesty underwear are sooo hot...they look there is a volcanic eruption in his business

by TPD Mike December 28, 2021

SHINESTY

The Ballsest, bounceless, bagging the beast grunds of all times!!!

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by Kvan$ December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The most badass company ever, making the classic ball hammock, that keeps men comfortable and their lady friends wet.

Girl 1: My man got some new ball hammocks and they keep my panties wet at all times.

Girl 2: Where did he get them?
Girl 1: He got them from Shinesty.

by Ligma 48 December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Heavenly Soft fabric To Hold Up Testicles.

Her mouth was as soft as shinesty.

by Msblueyez December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Bold, Brilliant, and Ball-cuddling, Boxer Briefs for the Best Bulge

Perfect Pair of underPants to Please your Pickle

Supportive, Sexy, Soft, Skivvies for your Sausage

the Ultimate, Unique, Underwear that Umblay Uncle Richard and the twins

Person 1: Wow! Those are some dope drawers, where could I get me a pair?
Person 2: Thanks, you can snag some sets over at Shinesty.com

by Comfy Cox December 29, 2021