you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

boomt boogy shall shak

When you've finished an assignment and all you want to do is listen to some choons and bust some shapes.

Aaaah bru, I've just finished that mad ting lab report lezz go for a boomt boogy shall shak.

by boomt March 10, 2017

assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

death by tray it shall be

when Darth Vader is mad he kills you with a tray

Vader: I WAS IN THIS LINE FIRST
Jar Jar: OH THEN GET SOME FOOD
Vader: death by tray it shall be.

by handle cannnnnot be blank September 10, 2020

Shalled

When you get shanked in the balls

Person 1: Oh shit my ex-girlfriend shanked me in the balls
Person 2: Nah bro you got shalled

by goofyahhs May 21, 2023

shall I bang you

A term used by year sevens who think their hard

Year 11: do you need help finding your class
Year 7: shall I bang you fam
*year 7 gets punted like a football*

by Jared the wanking pelican June 25, 2023

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024