random

A way for unfunny people to think they're funny. Randomness will often be accompanined by annoying Napoleon Dynamite quotes that no longer resemble any form of humour.

Randomer 1: lololol ninja llama cheese dick!!!1! I LIEK CRAYONS@!!!!
Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random!!11@
Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH!!!!1!

by Paintman November 11, 2006

random

The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.

Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?"

Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."

Person A: "...what?"

Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"

by Marc Abrigo March 22, 2007

randomizing

When you say something absolutely competely random beyond belief.

When i ride my toast to school the magic leprachaun who is a waterbottle somehow appears in my bed.

by ahahahahahaha August 12, 2003

Randomer

Someone you meet on a night out who noone knows but you remember later usually the next day

Who was that Randomer Dave was with last night?

Some randomer is after getting into my pictures

by sonicboombox November 1, 2007

randomism

Randomism is more than a word, its a way of life. This thread origionated on a graffiti forum, and has no spread all over. So many cats bite Ares' randomism, its not even funny.

Yo Ares, randomism is where its at.

by Ares May 6, 2004

Randomitis

A fictional disease that can be used as a reason for doing something inexplicably stupid,and well,random.

Adam:Dude!Why did you smear that sour cream all over the couch?
Rex:Oh,just got me a case of the randomitis

by Caoimhe8168 July 9, 2009

randomated

if something is very, very random.

Codey: pink cows floating on fluffy blue clouds
Charlie: thats randomated

by penguin47 November 10, 2006