Sage Racket

A big huge punctured ballsack

Omg I hurt my ballsack!
-you hurt your sage racket?

by Ayitscandybaby February 19, 2009

racket

A Newfoundland slang word to describe a loud noise or a loud commotion.

I called the cops on the neighbors for the racket last night.

by Goofy Newfie August 15, 2018

snatch racket

The loud genital-related sex noises coming from lesbian neighbors

I couldn't sleep last night due to the snatch racket coming from my lesbian neighbors

by IRamble0n August 15, 2016

Racket Hoe

Adjective used to describe a shit farting Alabama sister lovin cool dude.

Did you hear Herbert completed his sister fucking initiation, what a racket hoe!

Where can I find the local Racket Hoe?

You’re one flippin heck of a Racket Hoe!

by MrsTwinklePuss April 11, 2020

Ass Racket

The act of being so agressive with an asshole that shit fires out at the speed of light. The shit should also be coming out as wide as the asshole. (Usually 12-18 inches)

"I heard Randy rode 3 Dragon Dildos at the same time and had an Ass Racket"

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

the rackets

A somewhat antiquated term for the general financial services industry, used primarily by older people in the “biz” as it is also called, but most specifically this term refers to the career of being a floor trader in the NYSE back in the 80s when trading was done without computers, and instead done by live calls and shouting. The “racket” would be essentially the commotion and chaos of that long-gone environment.

“It’s tough to make it in the rackets, but I didn’t do too bad for myself.”

by jazzagefan June 12, 2023

Tennis Racket

Gyal with mad bunda

“Kevin look at that tennis racket”

by kteiner July 1, 2022