higgins the roomba

A lost roomba that needs to be found

Higgins the roomba cannot swim because he is a roomba

by Idiot simp June 2, 2021

Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.

Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.

by MegaHuge June 25, 2021

San Fran Roomba

When someone cums into their partner’s ass; the partner immediately farts, pushing the fluid out, then instantly “vacuums” it up with their mouth and swallows.

Bitch was so gassy, she pulled a San Fran Roomba right after I nutted to make sure none of my jizz was wasted.

by Jenn22493 October 18, 2025

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 2, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.

I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024