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ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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possess her

To have had sexual relations with
And this affection he had fixed on the girl long before he could bring himself to attempt to possess her.
by Darnew March 15, 2020
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adverse possession

Refers to where one restless spirit that currently commands a person's body is being displaced by a competing entity that also desires control over said human.
In the famous movie "Ghost", Sam Wheat had to solicit tutelage from his saggy-eyed "lost soul" acquaintance in the subway before he could take adverse possession of Carl Bruner and Willie Lopez, and prevent them from committing additional crimes.
by QuacksO June 7, 2020
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possessive

Possessive is demanding someone's total attention and love. Wanted to controll someone.
"as soon as she'd been out with a guy a few times, he'd get possessive"
by Frances Gutierrez November 9, 2022
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bump possession

A cheat in Halo Custom Edition for when you bump a biped, you become it.
by yeltsA kciR June 3, 2021
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The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.
Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
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demonic possession

when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.
Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
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