Ohio olive garden

When you've had enough stress you strip naked and dunk your head and hands into a deep fryer

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by Odinsraven98 February 8, 2026

Olive Garden

A slang term for "excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

I thought I was just having a lazy Saturday, but after checking my screen time, I realized I hit the Olive Garden level today—12 hours scrolling through recipes and reviews!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden customer

"Olive Garden customer" is a slang term for "a person who has excessive screen time every day". Used in a similar way to the term "iPad kid", this slang term is named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone.

Ever since he discovered that Olive Garden app, he's turned into quite the Olive Garden customer — more screen time there than anywhere else!

by Emotional Cruiser February 10, 2026