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a person who has sex with young girls and boys.
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peedofile, stupid person or someone who's pissing you off
hey Angus you nonce.
by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009
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A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker
Samuel is a rate nonce
by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016
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This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.
1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."
by fwe22 May 16, 2006
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An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt
Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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Rahul is a nonce who watches your children
Yo jacob I think a wild Rahul is watching your children

man hes such a nonce
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Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet
A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.
by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019
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