by ig: scarescarescare January 23, 2019
Get the Ned mug.A ned is a non educated delinquent usually based in glasgow but in the more recent years neds have spread more northern around Scotland to areas like dundee and stirling dundee has been completely overrun by neds but it is hard to find a town without them anywhere in central and southern Scotland rhey usually hang put with younger mambers of the public most common starting age is 13 and they go around in young teams they wear distinctive clothing usually a nike cap trakies tucked into their socks and an addidas hoodie they always make sure their cap doesnt match their hoodie but the trainers usually match the cap.
This is how to spot a ned they will say these phrases
Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
by ,,,,”” July 16, 2019
Get the Ned mug.A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.
In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 8, 2010
Get the Ned mug.An arsehole who finds fun in beating up anyone, mainly nerds,geeks, goths, emos, moshers, and old people. Characterised by extreme stupidity and high-pitched voice.
Thought to stand for Non-Educcated Delinquant, they originated in Glosgow
These are the type of people you see hanging about street corners smoking dope and drinking vodka that go around stabbing each other and putting in on YouTube, giving Britain a bad name. The Scottish equivalent of Chav.
Thought to stand for Non-Educcated Delinquant, they originated in Glosgow
These are the type of people you see hanging about street corners smoking dope and drinking vodka that go around stabbing each other and putting in on YouTube, giving Britain a bad name. The Scottish equivalent of Chav.
Neds go around smoking dope and drinking alchohol getting pissed and stabbing people they are somplete arseholes so lets destroy the ned.
by NedNChavHater32624 March 21, 2009
Get the Ned mug.Ned's a actor dude from Michigan. He's an ass. A f'king beast. He's also a cheerio. ALSO SEE: JASPAR, YUUKI, THAIR, and NICK.
by crabuloux occifer December 1, 2004
Get the Ned mug.neds usually hang around in groups 15-20 and they come from the glasgow area of scotland. they smoke lots and are usually seen drinking either buckfast wine or dragon soop. male neds wear tracksuit bottoms with white socks and a nike or adidas hoodie. female neds,, known as nedettes wear a tracksuit with air force 1’s,, 10 fake gold rings,, giant hoop earrings and very orange fake tan or foundation that makes them look like wotsits. they start to make baby neds from around the age of 10.
common ned names:
male: harry,, aaron,, marco,, charlie,,nathan,, lewis
female: lucy,, amy,, madison,, millie,,chantelle,, derri
please publish this because it’s really funny and true just please xxxxxxx
common ned names:
male: harry,, aaron,, marco,, charlie,,nathan,, lewis
female: lucy,, amy,, madison,, millie,,chantelle,, derri
please publish this because it’s really funny and true just please xxxxxxx
by 👸🏽heather x July 9, 2020
Get the ned mug.Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast, wearing enough cheap gold to make a prostitute blush whilst thinking that tucking their shell suit bottoms into their socks is the hieght of fashion. Also like to shout slipknot at anyone who doesn't conform to the above.
by Trotsky&co January 18, 2004
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