Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019

blake napper

The best freakin boyfriend in the world

Lol Blake napper is my boyfriend :>

by Uh.kenzyee November 9, 2020

gangsta napper

I'm still a little rebellious but enjoy my naps. So I might call myself a "Gangsta Napper".

He was kind of Gangsta back in the day and loved his rap music. But now he's kind of settling down and enjoys his naps in the afternoon. So now he's just more of a "Gangsta Napper".

by RJ Miller June 3, 2017

pango napper

A sad man with no future or swagger

im sorry pango napper

by trncfv December 10, 2017

Napper

A napper is anyone who naps someone or something that does not belong to them
Nap is slang for stealing or taking without permission

Definition of Napper : anyone who takes a person or thing without permission

Napping victim : Dingo took my baby it (napped) it right off the porch

Police officer : ma’am you expect me to believe that a dingo came from out of nowhere and (napped) your baby
Napping victim : officer you have to believe me my baby was (kidnapped) by that damn dingo it took my baby

by Eastgatefreedro September 10, 2021

Fuck Napper

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021

Scarlet Napper

n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.

Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.

by Annieger September 19, 2012