nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

Shasveen Nair

Laura Allycia's World ❤

Who is shasveen nair ?

He is laura allycia's world

by veeneera May 30, 2018

Billy O. Naire

A generic name for the common billionaire. Don't get it. Read the term out loud and you will. :)

Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates

by ManMan36 June 9, 2016

Nair Lip

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).

"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nair Lip!"

-Ministry (Jesus Built My Hotrod)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Naired

To see a man spread his cheeks and put hair removing cream on his ass so he can be baldium.

Bruh, some guy sent me a video and I got naired.

by Buttquack July 5, 2023

Nair Video

A traumatizing video about how to apply hair somewhere..

Person 1 : have u seen the Nair video?
Person 2: no? What is it?
Person 1: *plays video*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH HE SHOWED HIS BOOTYHAIRS AHHH

by Bootyhair July 18, 2023

Nair

Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled

“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”

“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”

by Marky Nair November 4, 2022