NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person
Someone who is regularly fit, but has the athletic ability of a llama.

Hey, its fucking narp fest over here.

by Suck Me Sideways February 23, 2015

Narp

Slang for "Dirty Asian".

"That damn narp at the laundromat cheated me out of 10 cents".

by Chick-with-Dicks.com April 18, 2018

Narp

Adj. To be completely awesome.
Noun. A funny person.
Interj. Crap, Noooo, Dammit.

You’re a narp!
NAAAARP! We lost!

by Booty O’s September 24, 2018

pepper narp

One who video chats/sexting with other people girlfriend on the app pepper.

I caught Marcus sexting my girlfriend, he's such a Pepper Narp!

by Johnny Quahog November 8, 2019

NARP

National Association of Railroad Passengers

NARP members are eligible to ride a lot of Amtrak trains.

by meowhax May 8, 2018

narp chat

Any chat group that has significant traffic between 11 pm and 5 am.

I had to switch my phone to do not disturb mode because my narp chat was going off in the middle of the night.

by Hi,mynameisBoB March 5, 2017

NARP

Not A Real Porsche

>No NARPing in the thread please
>Shut poor fag your 944 is not a real porsche

by core city pipeworker October 13, 2021