Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019

Multitasking Influencer

After being caught beating off, and you are being helped, stop paying attention and begin to record a podcast on how to overcome loosing instagram followers.

My wife got home early, and I became a Multitasking Influencer, if you know what I mean.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

multitasking

when you do something and other thing(s) at the same time you're multitasking

Patrick: hi spongebo-
Spongebob: SHUT UP I'M MULTITASKING

by AnyaForger May 8, 2022

Multitasking

When you don't have a talent, so you pick Multitasking from google

"Whats your talent"
"My talent is multitasking"
"What's multitasking"
"Its when your trying to define something while talking to a dumbass bitch"

by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022

multitaskable

the adjective for multitask

the boss is so multitaskable

by VV Games on YouTube March 8, 2022

closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021