Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed

Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights

by LilT666 February 11, 2022

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Muddle

It was a word in code invented by Vita Sackville West and her husband Harold Nicolson, it means "affair" (mostly with the same sex for that is why it must be coded).

I'm in no muddles right now.
She is not exactly a muddle.

by Queerperson15 July 28, 2021

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nut muddle

The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts

It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night

by Jafcook March 2, 2022

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Cunt muddle

Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business

That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.

by Cunt muddler June 2, 2021

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muddle

a “puddle” of thick mud, usually on a pavement or somewhere mud wouldn’t normally be

oh no i stood in a muddle

by the noiser May 22, 2021

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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

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