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Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.
We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.
by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024
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The Lecturer

A mans who knows it all. Gives out knowledge to kids in need of a beating such as Mac and Crack Cheese.
The Lecturer came in my room and yelled at me to buy a truck and a lawn mower.
by The real Trump jr November 4, 2022
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Scottish lecture

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.
by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022
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lecture me

It's when someone gives you a talk in order to teach you a particular topic

Also, when someone gives you a talk to advise you
Person 1: I don't know, smoking is the best way to calm down stress
Person 2: Did you know smoking do bad to your lungs...?
Person 1: Oh don't lecture me, you smoked like 5 years in a row
by TraySan May 29, 2021
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lecturer

A profession who is known for a) giving many assignments to college students every time there are new movies at cinemas, and b) using the term "thread pool" in Network Programming handouts, where this term "thread pool" happens to sound like the title of the movie that many parents deem to be too inappropriate for college students who still live with parents.
Our lecturer dropped a mountain of work right when the new blockbuster hit theaters, and now we're stuck choosing between movie night and finishing our Thread Pool assignment for our Network Programming class.
by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025
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shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly
*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..
by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025
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Lecture

Lecture is a cool ass guy that post cool shit on instagram that probably has mad huzz on him
“lecture yeah I know him, hes cool as frick dude”
by Ihatelectures February 3, 2025
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