Lachlan

A humble, sweet guy who always tries to make a situation better. He is very smart, but pretends not to be and enjoys sticking his tongue out when taking selfies. Soft, pretty boy with nice eyebrows and a soft complexion. He may seem like a good boy at first but he is very messed up sexually, very well endowed.

Oh? Lachlan? The one who stays in his room all day swiping through dating apps?

by Lachlan Philbey February 3, 2021

Lachlan

Lachlan is the type of person who is friendly and loyal to other people. He is the one kid who is positive and cheerful every single day. His happy attitude is what makes people have a good day. He is also the hard-working person who tries to get stuff done. However, as nice as he is, Lachlan is one person who you should not ever antagonise due to his sensitive nature. If provoked, he will be prone to very powerful outbursts that makes you wish that you never existed.

Person 1: Do you see this kid over here?
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.

by ColonelSummers April 29, 2021

Lachlan

Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.

Oh heavenly father, lachlan, please grant me the strength to slay puss and be a sick cunt.

by Definitelynotlachlan November 22, 2021

Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits

Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds

by Alex565 November 23, 2021

Lachlan

Someone who is often referred to as a predator, where they do inappropriate action towards young girls at a party or at an event.

oo boy ... look at Lachlan, his doing it again.

by Ruyton females May 29, 2019

lachlan

Tall guy who never does his work

Teacher: You're very rude boy! You must be a Lachlan!

by GArruigfdhhs October 4, 2017

Lachlan

A really gay kid who takes the dick every day. He loves to suck really hard cock. Every night he has anal with gay prostitutes.

Last night I did a Lachlan

by MrFry00 October 23, 2012