Kelp

Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana

Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.

by SpaceAlen July 12, 2020

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

Kelp

A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald

Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.

by Paperr November 10, 2020

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

Eat kelp

this is something you should not do

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021