Jukebox Bitch

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.

Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2015

Opium Jukebox

When you do so much opium you start hearing music i your head

John: wtf is an opium jukebox?
Joel: Its when you smoke so much opium you hear music.
John: Cool! totally did that last night bro. And by the way, where crackalackin'

by Rektakel Spektakel August 30, 2017

jukebox mama

A lady who likes to dance all night

Selina: Have you seen Tara? She never gets off the dance floor.

Stephanie: Yeah, once her song comes on she becomes a total jukebox mama.

by honkytonkangel1958 May 30, 2019

jukebox fever

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.

"What song you putting on Dai?"
"I dunno Bryn, I've got jukebox fever."

by jcmg March 21, 2020

Rebellious Jukebox

I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing, yeah
Head through a blue haze
Waiting for the musical craze
We gotta taxi for Mr. Nelson
Taxi for Mr. Nelson
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox, oh
No sounds at first came out
This machine had dropped out
But it made music to itself
Made music for itself

Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm looking for the home of the real
I want a happy time now
Drinkers from the slaughterhouse
Weren't happy and went out
Noise resounds aloud
Noise resounds the lounge
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox oh
I sidled up to a fruit machine
This I was imagining:
Some drinkers dancing at the bar
Drinkers dancing for the bar
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing yeah

by Death Menace February 28, 2023

Jukebox Baby

A baby who is stuck inside a Jukebox, screaming at the top of it's lungs. Cousin of the Record Baby.

Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Rock n roll on the jukebox?
Guy 2: No. There is a Jukebox baby inside
*The Jukebox Baby cries inside the jukebox*
Guy 1: Oh.

by Abchannel12 January 28, 2024

Tallahassee jukebox

An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.

I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox

by Hans Slick pickle Gruber May 1, 2023