Jakey

A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh

Jakey is wierd af.

by Alandog53 November 2, 2020

jakey

he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee

jakey is perfect tf

by parrrrrrr March 4, 2021

jakey

jakey is the best person/boyfriend you'll meet<3

Jakey is hot.

by fp;njgljojhg April 6, 2021

jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item

OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass

by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023

Jakey boy

; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!

Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.

by megaminty December 6, 2022

Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

Jakey

Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude

Don’t get all jakey on me bro

by Big bite February 14, 2020