Homework

an acronym for 'Half of my energy wasted on random k(c)rap '

Homework

by thecarofmiki January 19, 2011

Homework

We spend 6 1/2 hours of pure and legal torture, we go home and think the torture is over for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours. But no, these fuck ass teachers crave more torture, they want us to spend the rest of our 5 1/2 hours at home doing this tree killing, big ass stack of paperwork, called homework, which is killing the trees which clean the air for us just to torture the minds of children that don't even give a shit about school. The children just want to go home, have fun, eat, and play fortnite for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours, and when we go to school the next day we end up failing anyway so it's just wasted on some random shit that you had suppost to learn in school. The teachers don't even talk about the shit in class and expect us to remember it in class. Homework is just:
Hours
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

Guy#1: hey want to play fortnite after school
Guy#2: nah i have homework that's due tomorrow
Guy#1: that must hurt
Guy#2:it does

by This is how my shit is April 27, 2020

Homework

Some shit where you're supposed to do 164 pages in 2 days and it's better to just give up and not go to school

I have homework. Someone kill me now

by thisismypseudonymm April 18, 2015

Homework

An extreme form of torture invented by teachers and/or parents.

Have you given the students homework yet?

No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!

by Yes, It is I March 18, 2020

Homework

A cruel punishment, given to innocent children, by satanic worshippers, that call themselves "school staff members".

Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.

Phil : WTF man?! Mr.Fucktard would give you homework, when he knows that you were going to spend the rest of the day battling me in fortnite!

by Tatiana isn't my real name May 8, 2018

Homework

The only paper-like thing havin SOOO many fuckin' uses

1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now

1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.

2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?

Yes, dearie.

3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.

4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.

5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...

6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.

by FastFwd743 October 18, 2018

Homework

The stupid fucking thing the government gives you to prevent you from actually succeeding in your life. The thing that gets rid of your free time just so you can get a letter that you don't like

Sorry can't go outside and play with you, I've got math homework...

by School is great March 6, 2019