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kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
by Zulikath October 1, 2025
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Barbarian Handstand

(v.) The action of sticking your arm down the anus of another person while they’re doing a handstand, pulling out their feces then eating it while pissing on the person.
I gave my friend a Barbarian Handstand last night.
by skinnypusher April 25, 2025
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Double Handstand Position

This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.
Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?

Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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