by Nixa87 October 22, 2019
Get the Garf mug.In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013
Get the Garf motor mug.An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.
Garf: garf sounds
by civiliangarf May 29, 2018
Get the garf mug.Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023
Get the The Dirty Garf mug.A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
Get the Garf mug.Person 1: look at that Garf Karf! How ugly!
Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at
Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at
by The Bigulus Testiculus May 5, 2023
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