Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025

Fergus Eyers

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.

'Man Fergus Eyers has such a big 'gift', I wish he'd give me a dirty cooper'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

Fergus Smith

A person who never makes layups but can drain a half court one-handed shot with ease.

Fergus Smith just made a halfcourt again!

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025

Fergus

Uncle;

brother of your father or your mother;

slang. Older male mentor

Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.

He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.

Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fergus will be at the function cuh!" - Person 1
"Oh flip yeah!!" - person 2

by SOggyOrange May 4, 2024