Fedex

Fat ass

Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!

by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022

FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021

FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

by Rainiered September 15, 2021

FedEx

Used to name a federal agent without making it obvious or attracting attention.

"Fedex is here"

by YungPhelps November 20, 2025