Durham

Durham is a fucking bombshell of a place to be. Riddled with smackhead and 18-19 year old nonces with cars that pick up underage girls. I’d much rather live in Blyth or Afghanistan. Or even an ISIS training camp.

Me- I fucking hate Durham. That Jon-Jay Allan’s a fucking nonce. I will stamp all over the cunts face when I see him.

Friend- I’ll have seconds on that bastard.

by WeaponOfTheYear June 12, 2018

Durham

Durham is a small town in CT where everyone's a pussy and the white boys at cog act tough but will all be dentist and Carpenters when they graduate college, and the girls are complete shit shows, most of them will become pregnant at 17, then drop out with there highschool boyfriends, but ultimately end up being meth addicts after catching feels for some other dude, having there husband pulls a slim slam Jerry rig and "full sends" off a cliff

"Yo dude, have you heard of Durham"
"Yeah bro that place is a shit show"

by Trollsic April 8, 2019

Braden Durham

Very athletic, oddly short only like 5'3", but always have a milf for a mom.

That's definitely a Braden Durham you can just tell

by TheGoose4 April 20, 2019

Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.

Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham

by Audon October 9, 2019

durham community business college

It’s a school in Durham.

“Omw to Durham community business college”

by tahts absolute truth luv xx October 15, 2019

Trip to Durham

A course of action which should get you into serious trouble but you do it anyway because you think you are above the law.

As in British Prime Minister's special advisor who broke lockdown to drive 260 miles to Durham with symptoms to secure childcare and was subsequently praised by the Prime Minister for his integrity.

Don't you think breaking lockdown just for the hell of it might be a bit of a trip to Durham?

by Law-Abiding Fool May 25, 2020

durham high school for girls

a private school which the best school in the whole of England. there are no snobs, everyone is just normal (with a few posh knobheads just like any private school but at a minimum) the teachers and people that go there are all amazing. I would not where I am today without it. there are no boys which at first is not good, but you get used to it. if you have the chance to go to this school then do, you won't regret it.

"have you seen the kids who go to Durham high school for girls all got top marks and half of them went to Oxbridge?"
"Yeah, every year they all do amazing, even my kid with ADHD fit in amazing."

by sunflowercherryhs February 16, 2021