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Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me
by Postman54603 January 30, 2021
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Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.
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"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."
by MrsThang May 17, 2021
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Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.
I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.
by AliBGood September 4, 2025
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For woman; When a woman is blinded by the dick. All about the dick.

For men when pussy walks in he losses all focus.
No matter how foul he treats her she stay dickstracted

Reggie got dickstracted when she came in.
by Twoshades420 June 1, 2025
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the act of being distracted by sexual thoughts of a male.
I wasn’t paying attention to the movie because I was dickstracted.
by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024
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Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.
I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.
by Billy13D March 16, 2024
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