Conference foot

Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.

Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”

by Linus Hanger August 26, 2011

conference ass

The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.

similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea

The sputtering rumbles diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."

by CW99 November 1, 2007

Tehran Conference

The act of attempting to fuck a German with an American, a Russian and a Brit. Usually resulting in the Russian succeeding by going in from the right and the Brit not allowed to go through the south entrance.

“Let’s go fuck that bushy German” “fuck yeah can’t wait to properly Tehran conference them”

by CEO_of_bruh_moments May 1, 2021

conference room

Location where sexual favors are exchanged at work. An invitation to the conference room means to have sex behind closed doors at work in the designated place.

I need to see you in the conference room.
Let's meet in the conference room.

by karl4uue September 25, 2009

Conference Call

Oral sex involving 3 or more people

I walked in on my roommate in a conference call with 2 girls

by bens May 29, 2005

Conference Wife

The woman that you meet up or travel with at conferences that you do everything with while there such as dinners, conference socials, and often times sharing a hotel room to save money . She looks out for the guy (or gal because women can also have a conference wife too). To others, it would appear that this couple is in a marriage or serious relationship when this type of relationship is usually non-sexual although it's not uncommon for the lines to get blurred on occasion.

The girls didn't hit on me at the bar because they thought my conference wife was my girlfriend.

by BizTrvlr08 May 29, 2018

brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.

A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!

by brainconference54 May 14, 2009