Colby

Is a big tall dad that is good a video games. Absolutely fills girls up in the bed.

Guy: That girl is walking side to side, she totally got pumped by a Colby last night.

by thedude wwithcoolio February 26, 2019

Colby

Colby Louis; usually has really radical friends and has fantastic hair, often talked about having magical hair. Generally has a small Willy.

person 1: yo, look at that guys hair it so awesome.
person 2: Omg it's like fairy floss but made by God, he must be a Colby Louis

by Qwertyuiopasd May 14, 2016

Colby

A gay guy with a huge shlong

Colby rearranged my guts last night

by I LIKE MEN 69696969 December 9, 2021

Colby

a guy who is paid to screw a woman. Basically, it's a male prostitute. Sells himself for money because he's a loser and can't get a girl friend so he tries to make himself feel good inside by screwing a girl. He tries so hard but still isn't happy so later in life he commits suicide by slitting his wrists an neck.

Colby's life sux

by i.kinda.luv.u.little.bit.yeah January 30, 2009

Colby

a type of male haircut. Its usually blonde, naturally straight, a little shorter than shoulder length and all the same length with absolutly no layers. reminisent of the early-mid 90s. if you saw someone with this cut, they usually look like their name would be colby, if its not already. they also typically look like they belong in the babysitters club.

"he has such a colby haircut"
"ew did you see that colby back there?"

by lanelane February 12, 2007

Colby

A Colby is someone who gets absolutely no fucking females ever, sucks ass at any sport, and stupid as shit. Literally their only good quality is being fast.

Ketamine- Who is that?
Chadly- It’s just a Colby

Ketamine- What’s a Colby?
Chadly- Look at the definition faggot

by Logan Paul That Shits On Colby January 13, 2020

Colby

A midget oaf with Justin Bieber hair. A typical Colby would play with his hair all day until it looks like J biebs. Some may say that this is unusual, but many Colbys beg to differ. A Colby typically plays baseball. His hair flows out of it like water out of a fountain. Most Colby's want to be african- american.

Blake: Did you see that small guy who looked like Justin Bieber?

Armand: Yeah, what a Colby

by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011