After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
by Octobabe July 2, 2023
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by QueenOksana September 27, 2023
Get the Christene mug.Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
by akaRakxm September 28, 2023
Get the Columbus Christening mug.Has a huge heart and is in love with a man named Nathan Twist
She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with
She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time
She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with
She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time
She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
by Twistedclover March 7, 2024
Get the christen clover mug.A woman collects her clit cheese and mixes it with a mans smegma. You then get puff pastry and make cheese twists out of the smegma. After this the man uses the “cheese twist” as a dildo, preferably while the woman is on her period to add “ketchup”. The woman also uses another one as a butt plug for the man, and once they both finish they eat eachothers cheese twists. After this, they throw it up into a bowl and mix in both their shit and piss, then both “christen” eachother by pouring it on eachothers heads.
by I touch little kiddies January 21, 2026
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