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Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"
by steakjuice September 10, 2021
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Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
by 1998F150 September 16, 2021
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Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible
Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.
by Joofus August 18, 2021
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Jess Bezos

by Allzza August 20, 2021
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Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.
Johng bezos is my IQ friend
by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023
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Bezos

(Spanglish) said to another when you wish to send them "very rich kisses"
Thank you for that all you've done for the community! Bezos!
by Scrappy Ky October 27, 2023
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Bezos

Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
All I want from you right now is some good bezos.
by 🐺 November 4, 2023
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