Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019

‘Ard

Scott brown in the football pitch

Jesus broony’s looking ‘ard

by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020

Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern

"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"

by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020

Ard

Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.

Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."

Friend 2: "Ard."

Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"

by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020

Ard

A way of saying tuff in UK

Oh he’s ard (oh he’s tuff)

by UrLocal6373628273 June 3, 2020

ARD

ARD strives to uncover the mysteries and threats that terrorize the border daily. ARD works tirelessly to research, document, and learn about infections and anomalies spotted in the AEGIS facility, as well as ensuring the health of individuals in the facility at all times. They are responsible for handling infections such as HC-191-B or CZ-131-A, and researching new ones using our state-of-the-art labs. They are responsible for the marvels in technology, such as the PKSF or numerous documents like the Infection Guidelines.

1. "ARD is responsible for the technologies used by those in AEGIS facilities."
2. "To get into ARD, you must be the rank of Senior Operative or higher."

by AEGIS07 July 29, 2021