Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong

Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!

by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019

downing an allergy

to down and allergy is to drunkenly drink your friends semen unknowingly

“man i got so drunk at the party i downed an allergy” downing an allergy aka drinking someone’s nut

by confused antonym November 10, 2020

allergy barbecues

a word to describe a person who is not only chaotic and emotional but serious and numb. they will dance on an elevated surface but they don’t do drugs or alc.

Tyler: YOOOO did you see her at that party??
Max: Yeah that was allergy barbecues 🥰

by allergybarbecues May 30, 2020

Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.

"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."

by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020

allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.

My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.

by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017

Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.

As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.

I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018